The Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Imperator Grigori II with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 17.948 billion Rossiyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaya Moskva. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rossii economy, worth a remarkable 5,596 trillion RusKredits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 311,811 RusKredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Mammoth is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, eminent domain has been abolished, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Rossiya's national animal is the Mammoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperial Cultism.

Union of Rossiya is ranked 88,013^th in the world and 9^th in Slavija for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 301.76 on the Clooney Contribution Index.